{"id":85733,"date":"2009-03-29T17:26:57","date_gmt":"2009-03-29T17:26:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.feminissima.de\/?p=85733"},"modified":"2009-03-29T17:26:57","modified_gmt":"2009-03-29T17:26:57","slug":"rettet-die-gluehbirne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feminissima.de\/index.php\/2009\/03\/29\/rettet-die-gluehbirne\/","title":{"rendered":"RETTET DIE GL\u00dcHBIRNE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>bis eben noch live-Site..<br \/>Nachmittag. <\/p>\n<p>last page view: 1.979.540.<br \/>gestern: 4.848<br \/>heute: 2.050 &#8211; willkommen!<\/p>\n<table width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td style=\"background-image=url('images\/monet-heller.jpg')\"><font size=\"+1\"><\/p>\n<p>Mit dem spitzen Aufschrei<br \/>schmerzhaft getroffener Entz\u00fcck-Verz\u00fcckung&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>stie\u00df FEMINISSIMA auf eine VOLLE SEITE..! <br \/>im Magazin der BERLINER ZEITUNG, <br \/>die sich selbigem Thema widmet!<\/p>\n<p>Und &#8211; <br \/>die ja jetzt<br \/> dem bald 82j\u00e4hrigen Verleger DuMont geh\u00f6rt, <br \/>der noch mal flugs<br \/> in die Einkaufs-B\u00fctt stieg,<br \/>und schon scheint der Ton <br \/>in der Berliner Zeitung wieder&#8230;<br \/>vertrauter&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Noch ein paar Textstufen tiefer<br \/> hatte sich FEMINISSIMA &#8230;<br \/>gr\u00e4mlich-sorgenvoll <br \/>\u00fcber die Vorschrifteritis beklagt&#8230;:<\/p>\n<p>Das tr\u00fcbe<br \/>und k\u00fchl-magere Spar-Licht, statt &#8230;<br \/>gelbget\u00f6nter Klein-Lampen-Idylle..?<br \/>Und damit erneut <br \/>ihre Gegenwehr zur EU-B\u00fcrokritis&#8230;<br \/>dokumentiert&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>und nun  juchz&#8230;:<\/p>\n<p>Jetzt eine VOLLE SEITE&#8230;<br \/>in dieser Wochenendausgabe<br \/> der BERLINER ZEITUNG&#8230;!<br \/>&#8222;Rettet die Gl\u00fchbirne!&#8220;<br \/>Daraus,<br \/> aus dem Text, <br \/> ein h\u00f6chst treffendes <br \/>Zitat..schluchz:<\/p>\n<p>*+*+*+<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Die Beleuchtung soll so vern\u00fcnftig werden<br \/>wie Trekking-Sandalen und <br \/>Fleece-Jacken <br \/>im Bekleidungsfach  &#8211; <\/p>\n<p>und ist dann vermutlich <br \/>auch \u00e4hnlich unattraktiv!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>So ist es!<br \/>Und wer beleuchtet seine vier W\u00e4nde <br \/>schon aufgrund <br \/>&#8222;vern\u00fcnftiger&#8220; Aspekte?<\/p>\n<p>LICHT ist das Individuellste \u00fcberhaupt.<br \/>Hat vor allem doch<br \/>mit Flair &#038; und \u00c4sthetik zu tun.<\/p>\n<p>Ja, da hat man vor \u00fcber 100 Jahren<br \/> die GL\u00dcHBIRNE als die Entdeckung der Jahrtausende gefeiert<\/p>\n<p>und das tumbe 21. Europa-EU geht hin, <br \/>und will alles sparlampenm\u00e4\u00dfig gleich-schalten.<\/p>\n<p>Da bleibt dir die Spucke weg.<\/p>\n<p>Aber noch brauchbare Autos abwracken&#8230;<br \/>Das finden sie toll.<\/p>\n<p>\nWeitere Fundsache in besagter Zeitung:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Totgeglaubte gruseln l\u00e4nger:<br \/>Hilfe! Die Moonwashed-Jeans<br \/>ist zur\u00fcck auf der Modeb\u00fchne!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Der entscheidende Kommentar dazu :<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;&#8230;Mit solchen Hosen&#8230;<br \/>f\u00e4ngt man auch wieder an&#8230;<br \/>MODERN TALKING zu h\u00f6ren&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>lach-kreisch, herrlich: <br \/>Seite 7 des MAGAZINS\/ <br \/>Berliner Zeitung <br \/>vom 28. 29. 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