{"id":85693,"date":"2009-02-11T18:09:34","date_gmt":"2009-02-11T18:09:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.feminissima.de\/?p=85693"},"modified":"2009-02-11T18:09:34","modified_gmt":"2009-02-11T18:09:34","slug":"crissy-hat-jemand-den-text-gesehn-2-09","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feminissima.de\/index.php\/2009\/02\/11\/crissy-hat-jemand-den-text-gesehn-2-09\/","title":{"rendered":"Crissy: hat jemand den Text gesehn?\/2\/09"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>..der entlaufene Text&#8230;<br \/>11.2&#8230;.Crissy &#8211; hektisch : &#8222;Hat jemand den Text gesehen..?&#8220; Und schon rennt sie weiter ,last page view: 1.874.225 &#8211; willkommen!<br \/> kleiner nachttext sucht selbigen&#8230;!<br \/>Impressi\u00f6nchen zur Mitt-Nacht&#8230;hallo!<\/p>\n<table width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td style=\"background-image=url('images\/monet-heller.jpg')\"><font size=\"+1\"><\/p>\n<p>Crissy <br \/>ruft, lockt, pfeift, schimpft, flucht, miaut, bellt, knurrt&#8230;.:<\/p>\n<p>Doch der Text ist abgehauen!<br \/>Weg. 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A foutu le camps.<br \/>Hat gesagt, ihr k\u00f6nnt mich<br \/> auch nicht, <br \/>halten, <br \/>alles zu eng, zu klein, <br \/>zu gepresst!<br \/>Er hat sich&#8230;<br \/>wahrscheinlich..<br \/>in Luft..<br \/>und Unlust ..<br \/>aufgel\u00f6st.<\/p>\n<p>Crissy schnieft, <br \/>ach-du-lieber-guter-kleiner-text, <br \/>willst du nicht doch zur\u00fcckkommen..?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Gut so!<br \/>\n&#8222;<br \/>sagt die Regie aus dem Hintergrund.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Der Text ist gel\u00f6scht!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Weitere Regie-Anweisung wird mit einem Schild vorbeigetragen:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Das wei\u00df aber nur der Zuschauer!<br \/>Du, Crissy, wei\u00dft es nicht.<br \/>Du mu\u00dft jetzt verzweifelt weitersuchen..!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Okay!<br \/>Crissy spitzt erneut die Lippen, pfeift, <br \/>versucht es jetzt mit Singen..<\/p>\n<p>Klappe f\u00e4llt&#8230;.<br \/><\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>..der entlaufene Text&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shortstories","entry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.0 - 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