{"id":85353,"date":"2008-07-24T13:06:09","date_gmt":"2008-07-24T13:06:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.feminissima.de\/?p=85353"},"modified":"2008-07-24T13:06:09","modified_gmt":"2008-07-24T13:06:09","slug":"schau-genau-an-wen-du-besuchen-willst-7-08","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feminissima.de\/index.php\/2008\/07\/24\/schau-genau-an-wen-du-besuchen-willst-7-08\/","title":{"rendered":"Schau genau an, wen du besuchen willst..\/7\/08"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>vom 22. 7. \/live-Site..<br \/>22. Juli &#8211; Sommerzeit &#8211; Reisezeit : Schau genau hin, wen Du besuchen willst&#8230;  <\/p>\n<p>Mittag knapp vor\u00fcber, kurz nach 12..!<\/p>\n<p>last page view: 1.381.341<br \/>gestern: 2.316<br \/>heute: 6.825 &#8211; wilkommen&#8230;!<br \/> AugenZwinker &#038; Co! <\/p>\n<p>\nund auch..klar!<br \/>Teil II:<br \/>Was wird von DIR<br \/> als Gast&#8230;erwartet???<\/p>\n<table width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td style=\"background-image=url('images\/monet-heller.jpg')\"><font size=\"+1\"><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;kann ja h\u00f6chst gef\u00e4hrlich<br \/> und ehrlich<br \/> \u00e4rgerlich f\u00fcr Dich werden&#8230;!<\/p>\n<p>Also frage dich vorher<br \/> selbst genau:<\/p>\n<p>1. Warum willst du jemanden besuchen?<\/p>\n<p>a) Weil ich umsonst wohnen kann.<\/p>\n<p>b) weil ich mich freue, <br \/>sie nach so langer Zeit <br \/>wiederzusehen..<br \/>&#8211; Eltern, <br \/>Verwandte<br \/>Mutter<br \/>Vater<br \/>FREUNDE.<\/p>\n<p>ZWEITENS &#8211; was versprichst du dir von dem Besuch?<\/p>\n<p> &#8211; Abwechslung, gute Gespr\u00e4che, sch\u00f6nes Rumsitzen und auch nett gemeinsam essen,<br \/>Zeit f\u00fcreinander  haben,<br \/>Vergangenheit auffrischen.<br \/>Einfach Freude, f\u00fcr den Rest offen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>DRITTENS:<\/p>\n<p>Wie auch immer:<\/p>\n<p> Bitte beherzigen:<br \/>IMMER GENUG GELD DABEI HABEN, <br \/>um die sofortige Flucht anzutreten;<br \/>oder die \u00dcbernachtung in einem Hotel\/ einer Pension,<br \/>wenn dir die Riten<br \/> der von dir ausgew\u00e4hlten &#8222;Besucher&#8220;<br \/>auf den Geist gehen.<\/p>\n<p>Am besten von vornherein deine Unabh\u00e4ngigkeit bewahren:<br \/>indem du woanders<br \/>als unter dem Dach von Freunden,<br \/> Verwandten<br \/> and all that Jazz&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>dich abh\u00e4ngig machst&#8230;!<\/p>\n<p>Caravaning im Vorgarten.<br \/>W\u00e4r ne nette Idee.<br \/>Nein, vergi\u00df es sofort:<br \/>Zu dicht bei!<\/p>\n<p>Aber nun frag&#8216; dich mal:<br \/>WAS wird von Dir erwartet?<\/p>\n<p>Mama? Ist klar:<br \/>Du sollst nur  bei ihr sein, <br \/>und keine Sekunde woanders.<\/p>\n<p>Jene Freundin mit dem Haus auf dem Lande?<\/p>\n<p>Oh ja, die Liste,<br \/>die sie Dir zuvor zukommen l\u00e4sst:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Wenn du kommst, <br \/>kannst du vielleicht noch&#8230;das und das und auch das..<br \/>mitbringen?<br \/>Du kommst doch mit dem Auto, oder?<br \/>Dein Kofferraum ist doch ziemlich gro\u00df, oder?<\/p>\n<p>Andere wollen mit Dir \u00fcber ihre bevorstehende &#8211; oder doch nicht?<br \/>Trennung reden.<br \/>&#8222;Sollen wir oder sollen wir ncht?&#8220;<br \/>Halt dich da blo\u00df raus!<br \/>Fahre erst gar nicht hin!<br \/>Du wirst auf jeden Fall instrumentalisiert.<br \/>Und am Ende hast du alles falsch gemacht.<br \/>Und dieses Paar als Freunde verloren.<br \/>F\u00fcr immer.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, und da gibt es ja doch noch jene Freunde, <br \/>die sagen:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Komm einfach rum!<br \/>Wenn de da bist, biste da!<br \/>Wenn wir gerade nicht da sind,<br \/>der Schl\u00fcssel liegt&#8230;<br \/>dort und dort.<br \/>Gehst einfach rin!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>HERRLICH!!!<br \/>(Vorsicht, du kannst dich dort<br \/> aber trotzdem nicht..<br \/>komplett einnisten&#8230;.!).<\/p>\n<p>Irgendwann mu\u00dft Du wieder <br \/>in&#8230;Dein eigenes&#8230;<br \/>Leben zur\u00fcck&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>vom 22. 7. \/live-Site..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stilvoll","entry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.0 - 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