{"id":84167,"date":"2005-12-25T13:35:07","date_gmt":"2005-12-25T13:35:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.feminissima.de\/?p=84167"},"modified":"2005-12-25T13:35:07","modified_gmt":"2005-12-25T13:35:07","slug":"heiligabend-ueberstanden-05","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feminissima.de\/index.php\/2005\/12\/25\/heiligabend-ueberstanden-05\/","title":{"rendered":"Heiligabend \u00fcberstanden \/05"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ja&#8230;leicht malizi\u00f6s&#8230;von der live-Site in die Short Story Group..<br \/>last page view: 131774.<br \/>gestern: 1.527 \/heute: 85 <br \/>Es ist 11 Uhr&#8230;willkommen!<\/p>\n<p>Wenn du den Blick hoch gegen den Himmel richtest, hast du freie Sicht&#8230;falls nicht gerade ein CIA-Flugzeug in die verkehrte Richtung fliegt&#8230;woran du es allerdings wiederum leicht erkennst, was ja in diesen Tagen, alles um die Erkenntnis..genau, ringt und klingt&#8230;oder&#8230;doch ganz anders? Who knows&#8230;wir sehn uns!<br \/>If you want.<\/p>\n<table width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td style=\"background-image=url('images\/monet-heller.jpg')\"><font size=\"+1\"><\/p>\n<p>\u00c4chz, Pust, Schwitz, Schrei-auf-vor-Erleichterung:<br \/>der schlimmste und teuerste Abend des Gesamt-Jahrs ist \u00fcberstanden.<br \/>Wir k\u00f6nnen wieder Mensch werden.<\/p>\n<p>-Hi &#8211; willkommen an diesem mehr als strahlenden &#8211; <br \/>auch die Sonne lacht erstmals nach 24 Tagen wieder,<br \/>in diesem Monat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Angesichts all der schleppenden, st\u00f6hnenden Menschen  <br \/> hatte sie sich verzogen.<br \/>Kann man ja verstehen, nicht?<\/p>\n<p>Das konnte sie einfach nicht mit ansehen.<\/p>\n<p>Wie dumm diese kleinen wuseligen Menschen da unten sind.<br \/>Und wie es dem Sonnengott erschien, wurden sie von Jahr zu Jahr d\u00fcmmer, hohler, die Klischees vom Klischee&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>die Sonne fror &#8211; <\/p>\n<p>als sie erkennen mu\u00dfte, <br \/>diese kleinen wuseligen Marionetten da unten, <br \/>ja, sie sollten ja eigentlich Menschen sein, <br \/>die Sonne glich alle vorhandenden Daten ab, miteinander, <br \/>und das war das einzige Miteinander,<br \/>und erkannte,<\/p>\n<p>tats\u00e4chlich, these peculiar things down on Earth &#8211; <br \/>waren lediglich Menschlinge.<br \/>Es waren Rohlinge der Menschen.<br \/>Ach so!<br \/>Womit gleichzeitig &#8230;.Verst\u00e4ndnis..<br \/>ja, klar, wenn es ja keine echten Menschen sind, <br \/>sondern nur deren Rohlinge, <br \/>dann wird vieles &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Das Masterpiece war irgendwie abhanden gekommen.<\/p>\n<p>Jetzt liefen sie alle roh herum und warteten auf den Stempel.<\/p>\n<p>Nein, sie waren nichts als gestempelt.<br \/>Manche Nummern waren wiederholt ausgegeben worden..<br \/>Und diese Rohlinge waren durch nichts mehr voneinander zu unterscheiden&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Okay &#8211; Marenga ruft&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Wir sind am Meer&#8230;drau\u00dfen kreischen die M\u00f6wen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>und das Leben beginnt wieder, <br \/>mit der zur\u00fcckkehrenden Flut.<\/p>\n<p>Bis sp\u00e4ter&#8230;!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ja&#8230;leicht malizi\u00f6s&#8230;von der live-Site in die Short Story Group..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shortstories","entry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.0 - 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